How to Make a Dogarita

1 ounce spring water
1 ounce toilet water
1 ounce tap water

Green food dye

2 ounces Freshly squeezed lime juice

Call up some pals, turn on the hot tub, get some chips and salsa and have a taco party!

We can help the ASPCA!

So my pal Kiko sent me a link to a new webpage her mom put up on a website called Squidoo.com.

The ASPCA says my page will: ...help get the ASPCA's message in front of thousands of new supporters. It will also generate royalties that go straight to the ASPCA, every month, forever.

So somehow we just helped the APSCA raise money and awareness to help homeless dogs.

YAY for the ASPCA!

Quack Quack!

So here is my new duck I got for xmas... Today I decided to bring him on my walk with me... Like a dingbat mom proceeded to walk and shoot me at the same time... She got some good action shots and a few nice poses....

In the end my Duckie and new xmas bear had a very strange introduction... Go see... CLICK HERE

Kitai Mugs Are Now Available!

Well well well.... Guess who has his very own coffee mug? I don't mean I drink out of one. I mean you can buy a coffee mug with me ON it and all of the profits will be donated to help have dogs spayed and neutered.

Mom's boyfriend is guessing that nobody will ever buy one and thinks Mom is just crazy to even check each day to see if one sold. He doesn't think it will matter at all that I am the Cutest Dog Ever or that the profits will help a good cause.

Just to let you all of you know $5 from each sale is what our profit is. So that's how much we'll be donating! Get a Kitai Mug on CafePress.com! 100% of the profits will be donated to spay & neuter dogs to help end pet overpopulation!

So if anyone would like to prove the boyfriend wrong we would appreciate it.

I think they are the Cutest Mugs Ever!

My Pal Flecken!

Ha ha ha I was visiting my pal Flecken's Dogster page and saw that he wrote a diary entry about my inviting him to be on CutestDogEver.com! It was so funny I asked him if I could share it with all of you here. He said sure if it meant more fame for him! So here it is:

OK...my pal Kitai got his own website... cutestdogever. Now, I don't know for sure that he is the cutest dog ever, but his mama apparently thinks he is, and he IS pretty cute...but my mama tells everyone in the Gang that WE are the cutest dogs in the world, and while there is a slight semantic difference, I still think that "cutest dog ever" and "cutest dog in the world" are pretty much the same thing, and we can't ALL be the cutest dog, right? But since it is Kitai's website, I'm not going to argue with him over a slight variation in phrasing, and just let him have the title "cutest dog ever" since he already kinda claimed it anyway by starting his own website with that name, and especially because he invited me to be on his website in the "cutest friends" section.

Wow! Was I ever honored! To be on the website of the cutest dog ever! It's right on the same level of greatness as being in a spam e-mail that got forwarded all over the internet with a picture of the Banana Dog Gang in it! Maybe even greater, because let's face it, spam is....spam. But cutestdogever.com is a totally legitmate website, hosted by a totally legitimate dog, who also just happens to be the cutest dog ever. How many dogs can say they are on the website of the cutest dog ever? Not many, I can tell you that! But I am one dog that can say that I share space on the same website as the cutest dog ever.

I am still a bit confused about one thing, though. I STILL don't know how to pronounce Kitai's name! At first, I thought it was like "kit eye"......but thanks to cutestdogever.com....there is a pronounciation guide which says that his name is really "key-tie." But......is it "KEY-tie" or "key-TIE"? I suppose I could just ask him....but that would be so embarrassing. Like "thanks for asking me to be on your website, and oh, by the way....what's your name?" SO-O-O embarrassing! He'd kick me right off the website! Maybe I'll get Gretchen to ask him....maybe kinda flirt with him a little bit....bat her eyes a few times....and then hit him with the "what's your name, big boy?" question. Yeah, that should work. He'll never even know what hit him!

www.CutestDogEver.com...... Hey That's ME!

So Mom decided for me to be an official advocate of resuce from kill shelters I had to have my very own website so people could see what great dogs, like little ol' mwa, may be hidden away at their local Humane Society. Who knew that I would go from being homeless and living on the streets, to living in the noisy concrete and fence jail to my current wonderful life? I've come a looooooooong way baby!

www.CutestDogEver.com

Mom can't imagine her life without me in it, and yet who knows, a few more days and I wouldn't have been here, breathing the air, smelling the smells, making people smile and laugh everywhere I go and sharing my own scruffy sunshine and happiness with the world.

I could have been put to sleep with a single injection like the millions of other unwanted dogs that are euthanized in this country each year.

Mom can't imagine.

But it could have happened.

Please rescue from kill shelters. It's certainly not the only way but it's probably the most rewarding way to find your next pet.

How I Became the Dog Whisperer

Well lots of you know Mom and I are ginormous fans of Cesar Millan. I mean once we read his book this summer and started watching his show we were hooked.

Mom also loves to make me fun costumes each year for Halloween...

SO Mom got this hair brained idea to turn me into Cesar for Halloween. How did she do it you might ask?

1 X-large blue shirt from the Goodwill, cut apart and altered to fit my doggie physique

1 pair of little baby khaki pants from the Goodwill for my front legs, again cut apart and altered to fit my stubby legs

4 plush dogs from Toys-R-Us and one fluffy one from the Goodwill to create my "Pack" of dogs

1 poor baby doll from Toys-R-Us who no sooner did Mom get her home then she tore the arms off of the poor thing and stuffed em up the sleeves

1 illegally copied cover of the book "Cesar's Way" so that I could carry his book along as part of my costume

1 incredibly tolerant dog (that's me) who came, stood and sat through endless hours of costume fittings just to humor the dingy woman

And there you have it! Kitai Milan was born! We went trick-or-treating last night and cracked up all of our neighbors, many of whom watch his show.